Whenever I update this website, nobody comes. Whenever I don't update this website, a bunch of people come. Go figure. I should just not update this website for a year and watch it become the next Google.
What's up with Jackie Chan's hair? It's creepy.
I saw Rush Hour 2. It was entertaining and all, but so much of its humor relied on stereotypes. You know what I learned from watching Rush Hour 2? That Asians are short, unintelligible, bad at driving, good at martial arts, and have small dicks and an appetite for dogs. For God's sake, the movie must have had AT LEAST five jokes about how Asians are short. Whoo! Jackie Chan really sold himself out this time. So sorry.