Smooth Criminal

"79% of women are unaware of the fact that 'cum' is a fat coagulant. That is the nutritional equivalent of negative 500 calories per gram. So if any of you woman out there would like to lose a few pounds, I am here to help." – Oswald

"People who don't care about anything generally don't have any problems." – Kyle Ross

The fifth installment of Wrestlepalooza is (finally) up. It's the most vile thing I've ever written.

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