What's brown and pink and yellow all over?

Me.

The fuckin' total head sunburn I received courtesy of the Warped Tour is finally goin' away. Whoo! First, the skin on my head, baked until red, hurt like fuck. Then, the skin on my head turned brown, making me look black, or at least Indian. Now, the skin on my head is comin' off, but not all at once. No… The skin on my head is not stupid. It's gonna take its time departing incrementally. Fuck you, skin on my head! Right now, I resemble a black Mikhail Gorbachev, and it's all your fault!