Never travel with other people if you really want to see the world. Last Tuesday night, I flew to Las Vegas and then caught a red-eye to Philadelphia. I was beyond tired, having slept for only two of the past 24 hours because of a…
Date Archives July 2001
Creation Ex Nihilo
Gone away for a three-day whirlwind tour of the tri-state area…and Weezer. Adam Riff sent me this link (good boy!): go • intern opportunities More tomorrow.
Public Displays of Affectation
God bless Andy Paul. I bought tickets to the KROQ Inland Invasion in August where I shall see Weezer live for the third time this year. Now, all I need to do is figure out how I'm gonna get to the Inland Empire (Riverside, to…
Reptile Dysfunction
If I can be serious for a minute, I have a new favorite wrestler: Lance Storm. Canadians rule. The US leg of Madonna's Drowned world tour kicks off Saturday in Philadelphia, and guess who gets to meet her today at rehearsal for the show? Jose…
Fuck Macromedia Dreamweaver (and Frontpage), y'all. 'Less y'all rep'sentin' fo' all th' hand-codin' pimps out there, fuck res' y'all.
It's amazing what you can find scrawled on toilet stalls in public restrooms. The following are actual toilet stall brain droppings that I collected over several shits in public: continue with 2 words: one day I touched a young cow's cock that's a cock &…
Whore Moan Imbalance
Any good wrestling promoter knows that the key to selling an event is promos, promos, and more promos. Thus, I'm gonna cut some promos over the next coupla posts in order to really sell a special event post I have in the works. So now…
Noise Addict
top 5 authorized remixes 1 Beastie Boys "Body Movin'" Fatboy Slim remix Norman Cook did the impossible. He took a horrible original recording and transformed it into one of the best damn big beat party records in history. In fact, it's so good that the…
Naked and Famous
The other day, I watched a new show on MTV called Becoming, where they let ordinary people just like yourself (yeah, right) "become" their favorite musical artists. I can't believe there are people out there who actually want to pretend to be their favorite musical…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdpile
I want my own boy. Wait, let me rephrase that. You know how black guys and white guys who act like black guys always talk about their boy? "My boy Bob and I got fuckin' wasted last night!" Well, I want a boy, and I…