My daddy's in Los Angeles for a conference, so we had dinner together last night. Sushi, to be exact. Gotta love sushi bars. The place we visited had barracuda as an offering. Hey…barracuda! Sorry, I couldn't resist. When I was in China, I saw a…
Date Archives May 2001
Dirty Pop
I have to write a paper (Happy Memorial Day!) tracking the history of the booty song, so I'm gonna make this short. Noise Addict is now available for everybody with pathetic, wretched, sad, pitiable, weak, useless, and feeble 56K connections. Thank you.
This greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Freudian Slip – a declaration in which you say one thing when you mean your mother. Pearl Harbor – shit. overly-long, predictable shit. Notes on Pearl Harbor: Oh Pearl Harbor, which movies do you steal from? Let me count the flicks: Titanic, Saving Private Ryan,…
My Teacher Is an Alien
It's Bob Dylan's 60th birthday, and we're throwing a little party for him! Now, I realize that Miles Davis' 75th anniversary is this Saturday and he deserves a party too. But he's is dead, so who cares? Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your…
Confessions of a Kleptomaniac
Hey, I'm back! Sorry about my lapse into reverse senioritis. I had a bad case of hemorrhoids, and it's really quite difficult to sit at your computer for long periods of time when your anus is swelling. Wrestlepalooza version 2.0 is up. Part 3 of…
You Don't Know Jap
There's nothing more satisfying in the world than hearing a white guy say that he's sorry. Every year during Memorial Day weekend, Hollywood throws the American public a big budget summer behemoth to eat up, and we do, no matter how bad the movie actually…
Like your scrotum, here it is in a nutshell.
I never expected it to get this big. I just wanted to come to terms with the new age and have a website of my own. Look at what it's become. I tell you, this site is gonna be the death of me. I want…
Could Would Should
Well, The Ataris and Sum 41 didn't perform Friday night. I basically paid $164 to see Blink-182. Luckily, they played a killer show. But still…$164? I have issues. I called it about a month ago – Weezer will be the musical guest on the season…
Canned Sleep
I paid $164 for tickets to see Blink-182, The Ataris, and Sum 41 at the Hollywood Palladium tonight. I have issues. I also paid $55 to see Dave Matthews Band and Macy Gray…at Dodger Stadium. Sometimes I just hate Los Angeles because its venues are…