Rory (Hornblower) here. Jon's at the Festival Of Books. Loser. Anyway, I just wanted to say that the theta version of Rory Hornblower's Noise Addict is now operational. What is Noise Addict, you ask? Well, Noise Addict is my skippy low-fidelity internet radio station designed for computers with cable, DSL, ISDN, or T1 connections. Tune in if you can, and if you can't, gawk at the playlist and pretend you hear the songs in your head. Loser.

We have new material in the archive and the Wrestlepalooza smack board. It's funny.

Ever wanted to know what Eric Mika wants for his birthday? Well, thanks to Elvin Lee, now you can.

Who should win the curtain jerker? (out of 118 votes)
Josh Karlin-Resnick • 11 votes • 9%
the bear • 107 votes • 91%