For those of you who read my senior thesis and thought I came off sounding like a pretentious asshole, read my oral history with Larry and Ann Vosovic which, by the way, I also got a perfect score on. Who's the asshole now? Me.

Links:
1 • my name's Cock Gobbler. what's yours?
2 • forget that stick figure fighting movie
3 • this is the story of a girl…
4 • when the tooth fairy has diarrhea