I'm useless, but not for long. The future is comin' on.
For those of you who read my senior thesis and thought I came off sounding like a pretentious asshole, read my oral history with Larry and Ann Vosovic which, by the way, I also got a perfect score on. Who's the asshole now? Me.
Links: 1 • my name's Cock Gobbler. what's yours? 2 • forget that stick figure fighting movie 3 • this is the story of a girl… 4 • when the tooth fairy has diarrhea