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Dear readers:
Thank you for making Jonathan Yu's Soggy Biscuit (or whatever the fuck it's called) the least viewed website on the internet, next to oracle.mvla.net. As you may have noticed, the posts in recent memory were not very well written. I was basically listing, the reason being that I am currently in the midst of preparing for a midterm in my class on bioterrorism and emerging infections this Thursday. Please consume the fresh meat on the Wrestlepalooza smack board and my senior thesis while I'm a studyin'.

Summer Movie Preview!
inaccurate interpretation of history that's first and foremost a love story…like Titanic (May 25)
animated movie (May 18)
sequel (May 4)
fucked up musical with a fucked up accompanying music video featuring Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, M˝a, and Pink (May 18)
movie that nobody's gonna see (date unknown)
piece of crap movie starring J. Lo (May 18)
Gladiator in England (May 11)
overhyped Spielberg movie (June 29)
movie based on a video game (June 15)
alleged comedy (June 8)
talking animal movie sequel (June 22)
bad movie (June 1)
another bad movie (June 1)
another bad John Travolta movie? (June 8)
[sigh] driving movie (June 22)
animated movie (June 8)
companion piece sequel (June 27)
unintelligible British movie (June 15)
alleged comedy (June 29)
let's-all-throw-our-money-at-Julia-Roberts-because-dammit-she's-America's-sweetheart movie (July 18)
threequel (July 18)
best movie of the year (July 13)
Scary Movie 2! (July 4)
musical adaptation (July 20)
teen movie (July 20)
piece of crap movie starring P. Diddy (July 18)
movie that nobody's gonna see (July 13)
animated movie based on a video game (July 11)
talking animal movie (July 4)
talking animal movie remake (July 18)
martial arts action movie (July 6)
teen movie sequel (Aug 10)
martial arts action movie sequel (Aug 10)
chick flick (Aug 17)
remake (Aug 17)
stupid kiddie fairy tale shit (Aug 17)
inaccurate interpretation of history that's first and foremost a love story…like Pearl Harbor (Aug 17)
lame horror movie (Aug 24)
threequel (Aug 10)
live-action/animated movie (Aug 10)
Bubble Boy (Aug)
piece of crap movie starring Mariah Carey (Aug 31)
a western? (Aug 17)
Woody Allen movie that nobody's gonna see(Aug 10)
lame horror movie (Aug 24)
Hmmm. Do you see any patterns here?

Who should win the tag team TLC championship match? (out of 23937 votes)
Christina and Jon Bear
"the incredible limpets" • 4072 votes • 17%
Stephanie and Valerie Chen
"girls gone wild" • 9375 votes • 39%
Derek and Stephanie Fong
"massachusetts machina" • 7 votes • 0%
Seth and Henry Freedland
"hair supply" • 10483 votes • 44%
The response was overwhelming. Don't blame me if any of you get carpal tunnel syndrome.

Derek and Stephanie Fong – you guys looked like you could use some help, so I gave the Massachusetts Machina one more partner. See the Wrestlepalooza card for more information.

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