Notes on my spring break:

Matt Neely and Paige Price are moving in together, while Andy Paul is moving to Sacramento.

It was Tolerance Week at Mountain View High School.

Jose said, "A lot of white guys must hit on you." What the fuck? This from the same guy who told me that Ang Lee was gay.

I think it's about time that the teenage boys of America collectively pull up their pants.

My grades for winter quarter 2001:
Air Pollution • A
The U.S., 1963 To 1974: Politics, Society, And Culture • A
Principles of Oral Communication • B-
So that dickhead of a teacher wants to give me a B-, huh? Suck my fuckin' cock, you shit-eating asshole!

Thanks to Dan Means for letting me watch WrestleMania X-Seven at his house. There's really nothing like gawking at men in tights for four hours with a bunch of guys you don't know, including one ("Grant") who apparently drove two-and-a-half hours to see the show.

They call WrestleMania X-Seven "the showcase of immortals." Right… Imagine if every semi-important event was called "the showcase of immortals." Josh Karlin-Resnick's bar mitzvah – "the showcase of immortals."

Babies can be cute, but they can also be downright annoying. Somebody should make a baby muzzle or gag to shut the little fuckers up on airplanes.

Duke won the NCAA men's basketball title. Didn't see that coming.