This weekend, I unexpectedly received e-mail from two people (who shall remain nameless) that explicitly drew attention to my crippling lack of intelligence. All right…you got me. I'm stupid. Why do think I'm considering English for a major? My geography, math, and yearbook skills have…
Date Archives April 2001
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
Rory (Hornblower) here. Jon's at the Festival Of Books. Loser. Anyway, I just wanted to say that the theta version of Rory Hornblower's Noise Addict is now operational. What is Noise Addict, you ask? Well, Noise Addict is my skippy low-fidelity internet radio station designed…
Rebel Without Applause
Jonathan Yu is going on tour! The I Hate Belle And Sebastian tour kicks off Wednesday May 2 in Westwood, California and will subsequently play a handful of North American dates before heading overseas. Come meet me, get my autograph, take my picture, and (if…
I'm useless, but not for long. The future is comin' on.
For those of you who read my senior thesis and thought I came off sounding like a pretentious asshole, read my oral history with Larry and Ann Vosovic which, by the way, I also got a perfect score on. Who's the asshole now? Me. Links:…
Willy Lomanclature
Dear readers: Thank you for making Jonathan Yu's Soggy Biscuit (or whatever the fuck it's called) the least viewed website on the internet, next to oracle.mvla.net. As you may have noticed, the posts in recent memory were not very well written. I was basically listing,…
Voice of Tofu
I ate 40 bucks worth of sushi last night, and I promised I'd spend some quality time today with my bowels. In the meantime, enjoy my senior thesis which, by the way, I got a perfect score on. Take that, Pearl Chang. And now, the…
Big and For Rent
Jon: Many people think Rory Hornblower is a figment of my imagination. Well, let me tell you, Rory Hornblower is a real person. Say "hi," Rory. Rory: G'day. My name is Rory Hornblower and I exist. I am not just some fictional character that Jon…
Smells Like Bean Spirit
Farting – you know you do it. We all do it. It feels good when you do it. Why, then, is it socially unacceptable to do it in public? We live in a culture where day in and day out people are persecuted for performing…
Memos from Iceland
It's a good week for movies. On Friday (4-20!), Freddy Got Fingered and Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles hit theaters everywhere. I can't wait. We interrupt this post for a message from Martin: "My cows are coming down on me and the utters wish they…