There are some things money can't buy. An elite eight berth is not one of them. Congratulations, U$¢. Now it's your turn to play Duke. [laugh]
If fouls were little boys, then the UCLA men's basketball team would be NAMBLA superstars.
Matt Barnes is a bad ass…with the voice of a sissy.
Shane Battier looks like a botched chemo job, kinda like The Edge from U2.
Boozer. What a name.
Mike Dunleavy, do something about your hair. Take a cue from Casey Jacobsen and at least try to experiment with that cracker ass hair.
What can I say? Stanford's still alive. Onward to Minneapolis.