Date Archives March 2001

Get Over It

Jonathan Yu's 25th movie of the year Allison (Melissa Sagemiller) breaks up with boyfriend Berke (Ben Foster), and suddenly his best friend's younger sister (Kirsten Dunst) doesn't seem so young anymore. I was at this movie's premiere and boy, is Sisqó short. Anyway, despite being…

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Cancerous penis replaced with finger Students rally against porn Dirty-talking Toy Story dolls investigated Mob hacks Guatemalan judge to death Man accidentally saws penis into six pieces Man 'threatened to shoot girlfriend with potatoes' Father severs penis with saw after bet goes wrong Sex-starved moose…

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