Cheap Shot

"I don't think I'd last too long. I'd be found out at USC because I use complete sentences, at Cal because I shower, at ASU because I'd be sober, at Wisconsin because I have front teeth, and at Alabama because I have front teeth and my mom is not my aunt." – Jeff Kmiotek in the Daily Bruin on sitting in other student sections at college basketball games

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