Rapist, Inspired by Bible, Cuts Off Penis A convicted Brazilian rapist sliced off his own penis and flushed it down the toilet, saying the amputation would bring him closer to God. Prison guards said they found Flavio dos Santos Cruz, 23, screaming and profusely bleeding…

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The word "fuck" appears 167 times on Limp Bizkit's record Chocolate St*rfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water. Oasis singer Liam Gallagher is hated more than Saddam Hussein, according to a popularity poll. The survey placed Gallagher just behind Adolf Hitler and Slobodan Milosevic on…

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Spiritual Divorce Learn How Divorce Can Be the Catalyst for an Extraordinary Life Mackenzie Phillips on How to Survive in Showbiz How to Get Filthy, Stinking Rich… And Still Have Time for Great Sex!, with Self-Made Millionaire Herb Kay Heal Yourself with Crystals & Stones…

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Introducing the first installment of a new series devoted to the icons of American culture. You know what we're talking about – AOL instant messenger, green ketchup, Miss Cleo and her free tarot card readings – things like that. This week's inductees come courtesy of…

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Greetings, earthlings (and Ross Fischer). My name is Rory Hornblower, and I am Jonathan Yu's new full-time Communist, er, columnist. First of all, I would like to apologize on my boss' behalf for the delay in getting our website up and running in 2001. What…

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It is our honor to present to you, faithful reader, with Jonathan Yu's new and improved website. The new website is no longer your average run-of-the-mill website. As you can clearly see, the new website now resides on the cutting edge. Our innovative masthead, our…

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