I was in a record store the other day when I saw that Lenny Kravitz had released a greatest hits album. First of all, the words "Lenny Kravitz" and "greatest hits" do not belong together in the same phrase, and secondly, since when does Lenny…

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Al Gore acquitted of all charges of Presidential victory Breaking news: the earth is round George W. Bush executes decision Texas Governor decides to "preserve." Bush: "It's what you do when you run for President. You gotta preserve." Breaking news: Mandy Moore has an opinion…

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Hey, kids! The word of the day is "legs." Now let's go home and spread the word.

If you thought Al Gore's concession retraction was weird, take a look at these actual press releases: • "Aaron Carter, the younger brother of the Backstreet Boys' Nick Carter, will have his own float in the annual Macy's Day Parade in New York on Thanksgiving."…

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Arafat and Barak reach agreement Diet Dr. Pepper does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper Clashes erupt in Gaza, West Bank Demand outgrows supply for PlayStation 2 Mideast on the brink of video game war Colorado police find Jon Benét Ramsey's killer Orenthal James Simpson,…

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Missouri Republican John Ashcroft lost his Senate seat last Tuesday to a dead guy. People actually preferred rotting flesh to the incumbent senator. I guess Al Gore should have chosen a corpse as his running mate, huh? Gore|Roosevelt 2000 – what a ticket that would…

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