Absent-minded rabbi accidentally circumcises 80-year-old retiree
"Silly rabbi! A bris is for kids," say spectators
Cal beat UCLA
Fucking unranked Cal beat UCLA!
Kyle Boller, I develop big throbbing erections every time I look at your damn hippie face
Joe Lieberman condemns Palestinians for marketing violence to children
Meanwhile, death toll in Middle East rises to $3.00 a Jew
And you thought gas prices were high
Miss Palestine pageant postponed
Lack of attractive Palestinian women prompts organizers to reconsider event
Palestine gives peace offering to Israel
Five million Ford Explorers shipped to Jerusalem
U.S. Jews protest high cost of coffee
The $4.00 grande decaf espresso roast targeted as a threat to their well-being