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Date Archives October 2000
Napster Trick Or Treat
Kids love free candy. Grown-ups love free music. This Halloween, satisfy both cravings with these delicious Eminem singles: "I Remember" A blues infused B-side in which Eminem attacks Everlast "The Kids" A twisted children's song parody inspired by South Park (Unreleased) "Turn Me Loose" A…
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ACLU, U.S. clash on drug regulations Judge will decide whether doctors can prescribe medicinal crack Fate of local crack clubs in jeopardy Carson Daly counts down his days as an MTV VJ Reign at number one not expected to last After 5 more appearances on…
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To all the people who gave me band-aids, pencils, and pennies for Halloween, I hope you rot like my mouth.
There's Something About Britney
And now, a tribute to Britney Spears. Britney Spears, why do I like you so much? I hate your voice, but I somehow find your music irresistible. "She's so lucky. She's a star. But she cry-cry-cries in her lonely heart…" Despite the current glut of…
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Anna Nicole Smith donates $450 million to charity Former husband's inheritance to benefit Pediatric Cancer Foundation Smith: "They need the money more than I do." Al Gore inducted into the Rock Hall Of Fame Athlete flunks drug test, Florida State entrance exam China approves abortion…
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What is the appeal of carbonated water? If I want bubbles in my water, I'll fart in a pool.
Going Down The Toilet Humor
You and me baby really aren't nothing but mammals. Last Sunday, MTV earned record ratings when their new half-hour comedy show Jackass was watched by 2.4 million 12- to 24-year-olds. It says a lot about our culture when the sight of somebody regurgitating a goldfish…
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Absent-minded rabbi accidentally circumcises 80-year-old retiree "Silly rabbi! A bris is for kids," say spectators Cal beat UCLA Fucking unranked Cal beat UCLA! Kyle Boller, I develop big throbbing erections every time I look at your damn hippie face Joe Lieberman condemns Palestinians for marketing…
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The government is now pressuring Hollywood to clean up the sexual content in its products. You know, when authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.