Cancer linked to growth of tumors
Fidel Castro recalls one million defected Cubans
Librarian goes deaf; people rejoice
Man punches monkey, doesn't win $20
"What kind of sick joke is this?" asks Man, 35
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New Harry Potter book title revealed
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Jay Leno hates movie
Tonight Show host: "What a load of shit. Horrible fucking shit. In fact, Kevin and I saw it last night."
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