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Internet Explorer arrested for performing illegal operation
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Penis sues man for sexual harassment
Genitalia charges violent beatings on a daily basis

Russian version of Survivor debuts
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Success of Calvin peeing decals sparks sequels
New releases to include: Calvin masturbating, Calvin self-fellating, and Calvin sticking his right index finger in his asshole

Swiss army surrenders
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