Internet Explorer arrested for performing illegal operation
Microsoft web browser forced to shut down
Netscape Navigator under investigation
Penis sues man for sexual harassment
Genitalia charges violent beatings on a daily basis
Russian version of Survivor debuts
16 strangers stranded on a submarine at the bottom of the Bering Strait sets ratings record
Millions tune in to watch art mimic life
Success of Calvin peeing decals sparks sequels
New releases to include: Calvin masturbating, Calvin self-fellating, and Calvin sticking his right index finger in his asshole
Swiss army surrenders
Toothpicks and nail files prove to be no match against heat-seeking missiles, atomic bombs