Curtis Court, Divorce Court, Judge Greg Mathis, Judge Hatchett, Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, Judge Mills Lane, Judge Wapner's Animal Court, Moral Court, The People's Court, Power Of Attorney. What is this American obsession with amateur law? We already have Court TV – a whole…
Date Archives September 2000
Our Top Stories
Cancer linked to growth of tumors Fidel Castro recalls one million defected Cubans Librarian goes deaf; people rejoice Man punches monkey, doesn't win $20 "What kind of sick joke is this?" asks Man, 35 In other news, woman unable to pick cup with ball under…
Tweak of the Week
I find it hard to believe the stereotype that Jews are cheap. I mean, have you ever seen a sale on a Jewish holiday? A Yom Kippur blowout or a Passover clearance? No! Sales occur on holidays like Easter, Halloween, and Christmas. If anything, it's…
Happy Birthday TRL!
MTV's TRL celebrated its 500th episode this week. In honor of this milestone, here are five things I hate about TRL: 1 The identification graphic that sits in the middle of the fucking screen. I know I'm watching TRL on MTV. You don't need to…
Our Top Stories
Internet Explorer arrested for performing illegal operation Microsoft web browser forced to shut down Netscape Navigator under investigation Penis sues man for sexual harassment Genitalia charges violent beatings on a daily basis Russian version of Survivor debuts 16 strangers stranded on a submarine at the…
Tweak of the Week
Doesn't it seem odd that McDonald's is the official food of the Olympics?
Translating Southern United States English
BARD – verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." USAGE: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH – noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. USAGE: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." MUNTS – noun. A calendar division. USAGE: "My…
Fun With A Library
The Los Altos Library has a pin board where they answer patron suggestions and comments. Fun. My comment: I think the library should get rid of each and every Harry Potter book in its collection. These are the words that kids hear in school hallways…
The 2000 Summer Entertainment Awards
The summer of 2000 in entertainment was one of the most pathetic four months this world has ever seen. We listened to the same music that we did this time last summer, we watched the same television shows, and frankly, no movie was really that…
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? Fuck you. What is your name? Jonathan Yu. What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? What do you mean? An African or a European swallow? What?…