"Gourmet man food"?
I am chuffed to announce my band The Blond Jews' fourth album, Midlife Vices. I re-learned how to play piano, trombone, double bass, and cello for it.
1. Nerd Preserves (feat. MC Paul Barman)
2. Stick to Sports
3. Fiscal Conservative, Social Liberal
4. No Homo, No Cry
5. Ish Taco
6. Friends with Benadryl
7. Two Paxil a Day
8. Circadian Blues
9. Lung Division
10. Midlife Vices
The NBA All-Star Celebrity Game has become just a platform for Kevin Hart to promote himself.
Oh, he's coaching this year.
Oh, he's coaching against Drake.
Oh, it's USA vs. Canada.
Drake is coaching Win Butler and the Property Brothers! And Kris Wu! Who is Kris Wu?!
Oh, José Bautista is one of Drake's assistant coaches.
Team USA: Ice Cube's son, a co-owner of the Milwaukee Bucks, Muggsy Bogues, and Joel David Moore (The Hottie and the Nottie), who it seems replaced Michael B. Jordan.
Oh, Joel David Moore played in the 2010 Celebrity Game with Dr. Oz and Pitbull.
Update: Kevin Hart un-retired during the game and played in the second half.
Pardon my crappy audio. I had to record most of this in a large, empty flat.
recorded on January 28/31, 2016
Previously on Adam Riff™ (2006):
My mother sent me an e-mail regarding Chinese New Year's Day.
On January 28th, from 11 P.M. onwards to Jan 29, 11 P.M., there are certain restrictions that should be observed, to ensure good luck and prosperity in the new year.
You should not wear these colors: tops should not be green, black or pink. Skirts or pants should not be yellow or grey. You should wear these colors: orange or red tops, and brown or blue pants or skirts.
So today, I'm supposed to wear all brown.
Mom: Do you have any brown underwear?
Mom: Just don't wear white underwear.
I can't stop looking at this Super Bowl photograph.
6. Dirty Dancing (Saturday Night Live, S41E12)
(The X-Files, S10E03)
(The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E01)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Fargo
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Nathan For You
College football recruiting parodies itself.
How is Randy Sklar top-billed?
Update: He's the MC.
alba / zombie burger / tacopocalypyse / buzzard billy's / fong's pizza / palmer's deli and market
Chorizo Fries (Alba)
grana padano, pickled jalapenos
I didn't think I liked chorizo, but these smothered fries were scrumptious.
Crispy Pig Ears (Alba)
cornbread and buttermilk, house hot sauce, coleslaw
These pig ears à la fried chicken were pretty good too.
Bulgogi Masa Fries (Tacopocalypse)
As approved by Guy Fieri. I prefer the masa fries at Otto's Tacos in New York City, and the bulgogi was tough.
Bacon Parfait (Tacopocalypse)
bacon chorizo sundae [bacon chorizo, adobo crema, sour cream, candied bacon] with fried whole jalapeno poppers, fresh corn chips
This, however… Another delectable chorizo dish! Chips and dip of the gods.
The Tacopocalypse Burrito of the Day when I visited was "braised pork, fry bread, greens, and strawberry jam, topped with thyme gravy" – fry bread inside the burrito.
Zombie Burger is a zombie-themed "burger and drink lab."
Tallahassee Shake (Zombie Burger)
vanilla ice cream, twinkie, blended cherries, cherry kool aid powder
The blended Twinkie in this shake, named after Woody Harrelson's character in Zombieland, adds texture.
Fong's Pizza tops pizza with Asian food – Hunan Pork, Sweet and Sour Chicken, Teriyaki Beef, Kung Pao Chicken.
Sesame Chicken Pizza (Fong's Pizza)
sesame sauce, diced chicken, mirepoix, mushroom, and red pepper tossed stir-fry style with mozzarella, topped with green onions and toasted sesame seed
Despite being Fong's' most popular pizza, I couldn't bring myself to order its Crab Rangoon pizza, featuring surimi.
Raspberry Cheesecake Egg Rolls (Fong's Pizza)
two delicious rolls sprinkled with powdered sugar and served with chocolate syrup
The chocolate syrup was [gak!] Hershey's.
The Walking Ched (Zombie Burger)
breaded and deep fried macaroni and cheese bun, bacon, cheddar cheese, caramelized and raw onion, macaroni and cheese, mayo
Deep-fried mac and cheese bun – with mayo.
The Boomstick (Zombie Burger)
deep fried chili, american cheese, onion, pickle
Ecto-Muler (Zombie Burger)
24 oz. copper mug, 3 olives rang tang, orange, simple syrup, ginger beer
Goat Cheese and Jalapeño Poppers (Zombie Burger)
with raspberry chipotle sauce
Chinese Cheesesticks (Fong's Pizza)
five mozzarella sticks, in egg roll wrappers, served with marinara
Wasabi Brisket Taco (Tacopocalypse)
Seitan Andouille Taco (Tacopocalypse)
1. Jon in Chicago / Air Travel
2. Rattails / Squirrel Cognition / Craigslist Personals / Surgical Masks
3. 13 Hours Premiere / The Incident / Air Bud Entertainment / The Revenant
4. 24: Legacy / South Korea / Pot Comedies / The World Dog Awards
recorded on January 17, 2016