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Ist das nicht ein double feature?
Ja das ist ein double feature.
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank.
28. Hung (NSFW)
Birthday sex.
29. General Hospital
James Franco's character is chased up a flight of stairs—waving a gun and laughing—and falls off a balcony to his bloody death while a black drag queen speaks the lyrics to Gary Jules' "Mad World."
Previously on Adam Riff™: "The band Miike Snow named itself after Japanese film director Takashi Miike."
EP Cover Idea: Vectorize the protagonist of The Host?
Kang-ho Song – The Weird in The Good, the Bad, the Weird, the vampire in Thirst, Mr. Vengeance in Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, and now...the cover of a British "Post punk / New Wave" release.
Evidently, AMC screened the season premiere of Mad Men in Times Square.
How was this possibly enjoyable?
I wonder how the prostitute scene played.
• The guys at Dinohoodies build custom dinosaur hoodies to your specifications.
• A Humble Russian Man Presents His CPU Collection
YES.
Bryan Voltaggio bobbleheads.
"Who do you hang out with?"
"No one. I don't have any friends in the area. [shrug]"
After three months of unemployment, I'm more lost than ever, and rapidly descending into solipsism.
"Some days I don't leave my room. Some days I'm completely mute."
"Are you depressed?"
"Well, I'm constitutionally melancholic, but I think I'm more tentative and frustrated than depressed."
"How are you getting by?"
"Savings, mostly. I canceled my unemployment claim after two checks."
"Why?"
"Because I didn't deserve the money at the time, and I haven't bothered to re-open my claim."
I've been assisting a friend with a major project that I cannot discuss publicly, but it's not a dependable source of income. Eventually...
"At the end of an interview with an HR lady, she asked me if I had any questions. I said, 'Yes. As a child, did you want to be an HR lady when you grew up? Or are you an HR lady because you need to earn money somehow? Do you live and breathe human resources? Or is it primarily a job – one that you can perform satisfactorily?' I never heard back."
Fiona Apple's "Never Is a Promise" is an underappreciated ballad.
She was only 18 when she recorded it.
Where is Fiona now?
She collaborated with Margaret Cho on Cho's upcoming album Cho Dependent which will be released on August 24. [source]
[pause]
I cannot believe that Nickelodeon passed on Adventure Time – twice! I mean, one of the leads is a freakin' magical dog based on Bill Murray's character in Meatballs!
I plan to be Finn for Halloween.
Animaniacs was similarly subversively aimed at adults, but I don't recall any characters using the word "sexy."
The animatics and storyboards posted at the Adventure Time Blog show characters saying "crap", making references to ultraviolence ("I'll rip off your skin and wear it like a little coat"), and have minor sex jokes ("You never turn into a monster when I want you to!!! It's always 'Not now Finn, I have a headache!!!'"). And a good chunk of it does make it into the show... [source]
May Adventure Time never have to collaborate with Margaret Cho.
Today, the Pac-10 will officially unveil its new logo.
"I'm with it! I'm hip! Duka, duka, duka..."
What is up with the right leg of the "A"?
Oh. It's a mountain.
Because when I think of the west coast, I think of mountains.
Is this why we added Colorado and Utah? To justify the mountain?
Oh. It's a wave rolling into a mountain.
The "10" is off-centre.
You'd expect a lot from a bottle of beer costing $765. What you get is 55 percent alcohol – served in roadkill.
"The End of History" is the "strongest, most expensive and most shocking beer in the world." [source]
I've read complaints that Inception's dreams are pretty unimaginative scenarios, but Cobb explains that if you twist landscapes to the limits of imagination, you risk tipping off your mark. Undercover cops look and act the part.
Experiment Idea: Compile all of Inception's rules. Find someone who has not seen the film. Ask him or her to study the rules. Show him or her a version of Inception with all the talky exposition cut out. See how he or she reacts.
Gr__t Street Fighter cosplay, or GR__TEST Street Fighter cosplay?
At 1:25 in this video of the Street Fighter IV panel, you see a group of Street Fighter cosplayers (including Zangief) confront Tekken creator Katsuhiro Harada. I wonder if they coordinated their cosplaying. They are each dressed up as a different character.
• the same street fighter cosplayers posing outside capcom's booth
Hmm...
I've attended one Comic-Con in my life – back when it was still primarily a comic convention – in 1993. I somehow convinced my parents to escort me, and they, in turn, roped in extended family in Seal Beach who had access to a house in San Diego, so like 20 of my relatives attended Comic-Con all because I wanted to.
Flash forward to 2006. I'm struggling to get through Watchmen.
"Yes! A splash page!"
"Ugh. These letters and reports... They're like the intercalary chapters of The Grapes of Wrath."
Comic-Con 93 capped my comic book phase, which began with the release of Marvel's The Ren and Stimpy Show #1 (current value: $6.00). I soon entered my trading card phase, which began with the release of SkyBox's The Simpsons trading cards.
The highlight of my one Con? Meeting Don "Duck" Ewing of Mad magazine.
A female fan of Jackie Earle Haley dressed as his character on Human Target
Haley invited her on stage for all to see.
The women then went back to the front of the Q&A line and asked – somewhat sheepishly – "What would Guerrero do if a guy were into him?" [source]
Community panel: Donald Glover and Joel McHale re-enact one of Glover's many on-set personas – a homeless man obsessed with McHale.
We begin on the blood trail of Dr. Gordon, dragging himself down the hallway, just after cutting off his own foot in part one. He spots a hot, steaming pipe, and presses his bloody leg stump against it to cauterize the wound. [source]
You know Cary Elwes is desperate for work when he returns for the seventh Saw film, six years later.
Saw 3D is reportedly the final Saw film, but New Line greenlit 5nal Destination (working title) after THE Final Destination.
• Jackass 3D promotional beer koozies
• Photobombing Comic-Con 2010
Food Network Challenge: Paranormal Cakes?
And we centimetre ever so closer to Paranormal Teen Moms.
GZA:
At one point we (Wu-Tang Clan) had disciplined ourselves so much that we wouldn't eat in a restaurant that sold pork.
None of the Clan members eat pork. About four of us are vegetarians, including DJ Mathematics — RZA, GZA, MastaKilla and oh! I think Meth is vegetarian now too! Cuz I used to always get on him with his steaks. I used to say you "you eatin' a pig pussy T-Bone?" He'd be like, "C'mon Jus, cmon, GZA, man stop!" And then about a year and a half ago he was like, "You know I'm a vegetarian now, right?"
Can it be all so simple as comparing cuts of beef to porcine vaginas?
Why do I like this?
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