Dabuz gives cheetos to drunk people

The synopsis kinda buries the lead.

How was I not aware of this show until today? I know it's Canadian, but…the internet.

User Reviews:

The father is ex-police and suffered a brain injury so now he can not talk and his brain misfires sometimes.

The mother designs breakfast cereal.

One son is balding at a young age.

Mostly it seems to be about the son who has been kicked out the band and found he has a skill with Raccoon whispering. He sets himself up as a humane raccoon catcher and moves in with a vet student who lives in the storeroom of a shop.

if you think raccoons are funny, then i think you will really like it

It's no "Citizen Kane", but I've certainly seen worse.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

46. Mr. Pickles Goes to Washington (Kidding, S01E10)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • Charlie singing along to Teska Industrija (The Little Drummer Girl, S01E03)
  • "For terror is theatre." (The Little Drummer Girl, S01E03)
  • "There's the quilt thief – the quief!"
    "Bob Belcher? I thought that was your car… I didn't figure you for a quief."
    "Stop saying that like it means 'quilt thief.'" (Bob's Burgers, S09E06)
  • Kidding Season Grade: C
  • "Um, he says he'll never come back again, but…we have to give up soy sauce and Red Dead Redemption 2."
    "Just plain rice?"
    "Yeah, that's what I thought." (South Park, S22E07)
  • "My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood." (American Horror Story: Apocalypse, S08E10)
  • "Purple is for royalty, dear, not middle management." (American Horror Story: Apocalypse, S08E10)
  • "It appears as though we're fucked, my dear." (American Horror Story: Apocalypse, S08E10)
  • "Satan has one son, but my sisters are legion, motherfucker." (American Horror Story: Apocalypse, S08E10)
  • American Horror Story: Apocalypse Season Grade: C
  • "I won't stop till somebody explains why the Mario raccoon can fly." (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E06)
  • Bodyguard Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Homecoming
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Who Is America?

After many a summer dies the swan

John Travolta plays a disgraced speedboat designer.

In a career that has included both L. Ron Hubbard-sized disgraces and unforeseeable, charm-filled comebacks, it has never been safe to bet that Travolta was out of the game for good. But with this utterly lifeless pic falling between the critical punching-bag Gotti and other in-post cheapies including a film directed by Fred (Limp Bizkit) Durst, 2018 may be the year that finally does him in.

Is… Is Devon Sawa the action hero?

Oh, Devon Sawa wrote a film!

"After several weeks, living on booze and chips."

American Playground

Don't tease me with "sprayable" if it's just a stream.

I am disappoint.

You know that bit "if nothing can destroy the black box, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?"

If Raising Cane's chicken fingers are only good because of its sauce, why don't they just sell "fingers" of their sauce? Freeze the sauce, slice it into strips, bread and deep fry them. Lower overhead, increase margin.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

45. Mac's Dance (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S13E10)

Stray Observations

  • "You always log out before outing a log!" (Bob's Burgers, S09E05)
  • "You should have never let me see you act, Larry. Once you showed me that, you showed me everything."
    "How you mean?"
    "Pimp is a role. So is whore. You pretended to be one, I pretended to be the other, and we went on like that for years. You know, pretending. But shit, once you start letting a girl inside the pretend, it's over, ain't it?" (The Deuce, S02E09)
  • The Deuce Season Grade: C
  • Tara Lipinski's throat slashed with an ice skate (Kidding, S01E09)
  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season Grade: C
  • "Outside of school is the one place kids are supposed to be safe!" (South Park, S22E06)
  • "You can't possibly go all the way back to the snow level again!" (South Park, S22E06)
  • The Romanoffs (American Horror Story: Apocalypse, S08E09)
  • "I keep begging her, 'Give Chicago Hope a shot,' but she won't have it." (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E05)
  • Dr. Saunders' throat slashed with a box cutter (Into the Dark, S01E02)

(Homecoming, S01E08)

  • ♫: "Amy's Theme" from The Conversation (Homecoming, S01E08)
  • ♫: Iron and Wine – "The Trapeze Swinger" (Homecoming, S01E10)
  • Homecoming Season Grade: B

The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Homecoming
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Who Is America?

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

// New York City, NY

The first thing I do after entering a hotel room is check the evacuation map on the back of the door to see how the size of my room compares to others on my floor. Did the front desk person fuck me?

The room I write this from is an accessible room designed for wheelchair users. I'm not sure if the front desk person granted me a more spacious room or stuck me with a roll-in shower. Water on the bathroom floor…

[Update: My room has one window, whereas others have one-and-a-half.]

You can now access a hotel room by tapping your phone on a sensor, but we still use flimsy paper door hangers to inform housekeeping not to disturb. Hotel rooms should be like airplane lavatories. If I lock the door to my room, a light outside switches from green to red.

Why do we call washrooms on airplanes "lavatories"?

Billions is filming near my hotel.

Not Bowie Enough

Z-movie "mockbusters" are everywhere at at this year's American Film Market.

Following The Nun, the $364 million smash that recently became the most successful film in Warner Bros.' Conjuring franchise, smaller-pocketed genre buyers can get in on the (sister) act, too, thanks to such titles as The Bad Nun, Curse of the Nun, The Sinister Nun and, just, Nun.

"Our film wasn't actually called that, it was called The Watcher and then renamed," says Scott Jeffrey, the British writer-director of The Bad Nun, which is being shopped by ITN Distribution. "They came to us in February and said they needed a film with a nun in it. They didn't really care what it was about, it just needed to have a nun basically doing bad shit."