"Next up, Fresh Air with Terry Gross and her guest, homosexual David Sedaris. He's talking about his new gender-neutral version of The Mikado." (Survivor's Remorse, S02E02)
"Thought she was sanctimonious and white."
"Turns out she was sanctimonious and black."
"There's got to be a word for that."
"Yeah, 'reverend.'" (Survivor's Remorse, S02E02)
"When life becomes maddeningly polite, think about me. Think about me, Will. Don't worry about me." (Hannibal, S03E13)
"Will, was it good to see me?" (Hannibal, S03E13)
"I'd pack my bags if I were you, Bedelia. Meat's back on the menu." (Hannibal, S03E13)
RT: The highlight of our gag reel is Raul Esparza in that makeup doing Fire Marshal Bill (Hannibal, S03E13)
"Do please tell Frederick if you see him, I wish a speedy convalescence, and I hope he won't be very ugly." (Hannibal, S03E13)
"You died in my kitchen, Alana, when you chose to be brave. Every moment since is borrowed. Your wife, your child, they belong to me. You made a bargain for Will's life, and then I spun you gold." (Hannibal, S03E13)
"My compassion for you is inconvenient, Will." (Hannibal, S03E13)
"Save yourself, kill them all." (Hannibal, S03E13)
Siouxsie Sioux wrote an original song for the finale (Hannibal, S03E13)
I received a call last Monday while in Washington, D.C.
J: Hey, when are you scheduled to fly home from New York City? Jon: Next Monday. J: Can you fly to Los Angeles instead? I need you here. Jon: For how long? J: Indefinitely? When is TIFF? Can you fly to Toronto from Los Angeles? Jon: What? No. I can't be on the road for five weeks straight! I only packed for one week.
I negotiated my time in Los Angeles down to "until Labor Day weekend."
Last Wednesday while in Washington, D.C….
Jon: Hey, what's your wi-fi network? Jon Wilcox: "BD's Mongolian WiFi." Jon: Oh, heh. That's why my phone has been asking for the password to "BD's Mongolian WiFi" all night. I thought it was a bug. "I don't recall passing a BD's Mongolian Grill today…"
In the latter months of my time living in Chicago with Jord and Jon Wilcox, Jord began making videos with this group of local comedians, and I didn't think much of it. Then I retreated back to Silicon Valley, and…
Jon Wilcox: It's wild that T.J. Miller, Kumail, and Thomas Middleditch used to hang out in my living room.
I befriended Jord and Jon Wilcox via their E/N website, and I befriended Ben via his music blog.
While Ben drove me to Jon Wilcox's flat in Washington, D.C….
Jon: Ishmail? From [the websites] Punogre/Armegro? How do you know him? Ben: He caught me DJ-ing, tweeted at me, and we subsequently became friends. I stayed with him in Los Angeles once. Jon: Huh.
I type this from Philadelphia in the spare bedroom of Drew's house. I befriended Drew via his blog.
A Copy of My Mind
Joko Anwar, Indonesia/South Korea
She gives facials in a cheap beauty salon. He makes subtitles for pirated DVDs. They find a soulmate in each other. But their love is threatened to a tragic end when she stumbles upon evidence of a corruption case linked to a presidential candidate's closest aides.
Airlines should display a real-time seating chart at boarding gates that allows you to see which seats are still available and the ages of the people who will be sitting around you.
On my flight to Washington, D.C. was a stroller-pushing father wearing an Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Group shirt.
Alvin and the Chipmunks, American Football
Idea: A parody of "All Day" by Kanye West about Old Bay Seasoning.
Idea: A parody of "All Day" by Kanye West about breakfast being served all day.